Conversation from this morning with my 3 year old daughter:
ME: You have school today.
HER: Uh, my froat hurts.
ME: Ha! No it doesn't.
HER: My hand hurts.
ME: No it doesn't.
HER: My elbow hurts!
ME: No it doesn't.
HER: Yes it does, IT HURTS TO TWIRL!
ME: Then don't twirl.
HER: {looks at me like I'm crazy...